If you've ever wondered what it would taste like to have a small man in a factory chug a lot of Cossack vodka, eat 1,000 watermelon Jolly Ranchers, and then throw it all up into a tall-boy can, they you NEED to try Watermelon Four Loko's. Although the taste is almost unbearable, they come in 23.5 oz cans and are a whooping 11% alcohol. If you can get yourself a nice straw and pour one of these bad boys over ice, it looks like you have yourself a personal happy hour. Add 3 more, and you'll be raving with the best of them. The best part: they cost about $2.50 a can (whaaat).
Warning: You'll be drunker than you appear, and you'll want to listen to the Steely Dan Pandora station (not that either of these are necessarily bad things, right?)
http://www.drinkfour.com/
http://www.drinkfour.com/
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