Goodbye, Al Skinner

So, he's fired, but they're unsure if he'll remain for the 2010-2011. The real question is: Will he still be a Big & Tall model? What will Watertown do without his oversized facial features?

Sayonara Al Skinner

It took the Catholics long enough...

...BUT now they are using 3-D to lure in children. I mean, talk about being ahead of the curve. You can't rely on blind faith anymore- blame it on the economy, maybe, but kids just aren't buying religion because of their parents these days. What they are buying, however, is Avatar and other 3-D movies. I remember when 3-D was a huge deal, but now it's basically real life. After visiting Disney this past fall, it's clear that living in anything less than three dimensions is for suckers (nevermind learning that NO ONE in America can walk 20 feet without stopping to take a bite of a turkey leg and sit down in a wheelchair to move their fat asses around. Go Disney!).

"It reaches out, it goes from the screen right into the room where you are," he said. "And that's what I think is the bottom line to the message of CatholicTV network, that God reaches out to us constantly." AMEN Reverend Dan!


So grab your 3-D glasses, because Jesus is coming back, and he'll be flying down RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.   Jesus in 3-D!